Everybody has an average life...but not me. One thing in this house is not normal.
I have a destructive baby brother that can give you a bloody nose, a red hand print on your forehead, etc. Now when you come over my house you might say, "Aww. how cute!" you'll find a large tag on his back when he turns around reading, " WARNING: THIS BABY MAY RIP YOUR NOSE OFF OR ALL THOSE DESRUCTIVE THINGS A BOY CAN DO. NOT FOR AGES 0+." Run as far away as you can from this house. And no, this place is not a fallout zone because a baby like him can destroy as much as a nuke